Quizno's subs are in fact great. For years I have seen the commercials on network tv but have never tried them....just did not see any in New England. I was stuck in Tampa a few months back for the day. I was able to try Quizno's and it was the best sub I had ever consumed. Now they have dead vermin selling their subs on new commercials. Check out one of them here. 

Eats

In the past two months, I have lost almost thirty pounds on a low-carb diet. However, I enjoy to splurge once or twice a week. This week I enjoyed a funnel cake, a gyro, about six beers, and a two hour sitting at the Golden Corral. If there is a Golden Corral near you, I order you by Imperial Decree to eat there. It is the best buffet I have ever enjoyed. Happy Birthday to the Grinder. 

Ultima Online has been good to me. The GRE has not. Diet has been good to me. My broken car has not. 

I miss the Clan, the Kr3w, and the Bandits. I do not like Hicks, Mullets, or Checkers. 

1/26/03

St. Nick has been Good

For the first time in six years I have rollerblades that fit. Size 15 Roces from the would be in-laws. Better than the gifts my parents got me. Tony Hawk Underground is awesome by the way, however only on playstation which has online play. Grinder and I both got each other the Evil Dead video game for xbox. Nothing gets your aggression out like putting back a Sam Adams and slicing deadites in half with a chainsaw. I did not get a new Powell deck though. Maybe next year....

Did I get you a gift? You bet your ass I didn't.  

Happy Saturnalia!

The Colossium Cake has been made. It has also been eaten. It was delicious. I pity those not able to take part of the festival. 

Could someone please tell me what this is?! 

Dungeon Party

Why is it that around 5% of people hitting my site come from Google looking for "Dungeon Party Pictures?" You people are sick bastards. Head over here for that shit.....freak. 

12/09/03 

Old School

Head over to WTFMan and join their old school pre-R shard. It reminds me of all the fun I use to have stealing in town with Ron Jeremy and Lil' Miss Innocent. 

I am back playing Counterstrike on CNY server. Also on SOCOM II (which I personally think sucks)

I am also adding a new site for the links. Head over to MakeMeKing.com. This guy is hilarious! He has tons of top rate artwork and original songs that deal with his fetish of Clowns. 

So Grey Enterprises is reemerging as a company to bring you new historical database CD's. The Goon might join up (I will pay him with Beer...but only PBR) and help me. I will not start until after Christmas. I am too busy with school work to start. I believe the first cd will be Ave Caesar, a database of every Roman emperor from Augustus to Constantine XI Palaeologos. I know how interesting this is so I will stop. 

Stand in the Place where You Live

Now, face North. Remember Chris Elliot's show, Get a Life. It was on Fox Sunday nights back in early 90's, I think. He was a pre-middle aged man living at home with his parents and working as the local paperboy. Sad, but that is almost my life. Perhaps I should get my old job delivering the Pennysaver back. Yeah.....I think that would be the last straw before going on a genocidal rampage against the horde.  

r0x'n on PS2

I am wasting peeps on SOCOM II for PS2 as LT. KWOL. Friend me if you want to hang out online. 

11/ 16/03

Football in the Office

It can be rather amusing. See for yourself all the Terry Tate Reebok films over at his own subsite. I wish we had a linebacker at work, it would make my day.

10/20/03

College Kids Sux0r

Here is a great video taped at a UMASS school. It is a wmv. extension, so right click and download. Proceed to open in media player. This kid must have drank a keg of PBR to do something as crazy as this.

10/19/03

Hail to the King

Bruce Campbell has a new flick out in selected cities. It plays in Boston on Friday, Oct. 17. I do highly suggest if you are around, you check it out. Even if not, hit that link and read about the film. It looks hilarious.  10/16/03

Loads of Fun

My time in purgatory cannot get any worse. The usual clan hitting the Dev. Tuesdays is down to Cif and myself. It is kinda gay....but we will not get into that. I have a little video for you disciples that is quite amusing. Right click and "Save As" the video link because it is a wmv. files and most of your browsers will only show text if you try to view. Sad to say, the bear is okay. Better luck next time. 

10/15/03

Ultima on my Mind

Six years later, you can still find Patroklos mining by the X-Roads on the Chesapeake Shard of Ultima Online. I have been playing at least two hours a day. Cif is even coming back....Is this a good thing? 

If any of my legions want to play, let me know....I will hook you up with some goods. 

For those of you that I screwed over and did not help finish their mini-Trebuchets, you can get the instructions over HERE.

Do Hull A Favor, Reinstate Kowalski

Just for you Parker

For all of you with weak stomachs, click here. For men of stout heart and testicular fortitude, click here. Parker and Marin...that ones for you! 

And if you really get bored and have not puked your guts out, head over to the Landover Baptist Church and read an interesting article on how the popular energy drink, Red Bull, brings on rages of the devil in teenagers. 

V1.5

I am going to be posting some pictures up at the Dungeon. I used to have them up, but thought them too lame. But people like Peter Parker cried. Send me any pictures of yourself hanging with your crew or doing stupid stuff and they will get posted....eventually.  

Email your pictures HERE!

Second Imperial Flash Video

Yeah this one has been up for quite some time, I just never bothered to update the Dungeon. I have a lot of free time....I guess I will now.  

Farewell to Boston

And stop heckling me about how fast the frame rate is and that Curt Hennig's picture flies by in .8 seconds. It is an Easter Egg people...You got to have a quick eye to see that stuff. Geez. 

posted by the Emperor on August 29, 6pm

First Imperial Flash Video 

I have decided to jump back into Flash because I know how some of my disciples laugh at such things. Here is the first attempt at a flash in over 4 years. Enjoy, The Imperial People.  

The Dungeon Opens!

Some of my subjects asked what happened to me posting funny stuff and party pictures. Well I tried turning the site into a more serious environment prepping for my move. I do not think any contacts that I meet and give my card to wants to go to a site with Derek Zoolander bleeding from his head. However, I do find such pics amusing so I came up with a solution. This old address will suite the needs of those who are sick and enjoy japscat.(Andre Orlando Marin)

Know your role woman!